I've been pregnant for nine months and I'm ready to not be. It's time for him to come out. But apparently he disagrees. He is now teasing me by causing light contractions that make me wonder, "Hey this might be it!" But no, they are never consistent and always stop. I have taken everyone's advice to walk. Walk up hills, walk long distances, you name it. At yesterday's doctor appointment, the doc told me that I'm 2cm dilated(yay!!!), but not at all near effacement. Apparently this kid has no plans on leaving anytime soon. He must not realize that come next Friday, if he hasn't already graced us with his presence, he is being evicted from his cushy home in my uterus. Yes, come next Friday I will be induced, and if that doesn't work by Sunday, I will be sliced open for a cesarean. I'm hoping it doesn't get that far though. Rick thinks it will be on Father's Day, I don't want to have to wait that long, but I guess that's only two more days. I've knit myself into boredom. My fingers hurt and my hands feel dry, and I swear I need to take a break. I must convince myself that the Debbie Bliss blanket that isn't quite done, is not the reason he refuses to come out. His crib is built, his clothes are washed, his room is done; he's just not coming. Here are just a few of the fabulous gifts that are waiting for his arrival.
From Auntie Kelly:

BF's a huge Johnny Cash fan, (hence the dogs name) and can't wait for him to fit into this. If our dog's name wasn't Cash, our sons name definitely would be...
This one's from me:

I love old classic-style tattoos and couldn't help myself even though BF has been complaining about how many clothes the baby already has...
This is a gift from Nana-to-be:

She didn't crochet them (in case you were wondering), someone on eBay actually does. They were a big hit at the baby shower, and I totally love them.
What I've knit for him so far...

Pattern: Eggplant Hat by Ann Norling
Materials: Sz 7 circular needle


Pattern: Ugg Booties from "Knitty Gritty"
Materials: Sz 3 needles, Suede by Berroco in Hopalong Cassidy (main color) and Wild Bill (for the soles) and Plush by Berroco in Crema (for the fur)
Notes: They were really easy and fun. It only took about three hours to knit while watching late night TV. Directions were really easy to understand.
Currently in Progress:


Pattern: Farmyard Baby Wrap by Debbie Bliss Quick Baby Knits
Materials: Rowan DK Handknit Cotton and small amounts of scrap yarn. I didn't want to buy all the other colors for literally maybe 10 inches of scraps. I've been usin the Berroco Suede for the brown animals and I think really makes it look nice, and the little bit of fake suede seems more realistic. I'm really happy with the results.
Notes: I have only been working on this for three days now, but you must realize that I mean ALL day and ALL night. I wake up and begin knitting, and stay up until 1:30-2:00 AM each night working on this. It's actually really small. I know my gauge is right, but I don't even think you could wrap a baby in this if you tried. I've also made a few minor mistakes that I will refer to as adjustments because I don't think they are serious flaws, even though I'm sure this is considered a major faux pas in the knitting world.

But the little farm animals are so cute that it's worth it. I realize I probally wouldn't be letting him actually use it on an everyday basis anyway.